4pm:
i'll do my homework at 4:30
5pm:
i'll do my homework at 5:30
6pm:
i'll do my homework at 7:00
7pm:
i'll do my homework at 7:30
8pm:
i'll do my homework at 9:00
9pm:
i'll do my homework at 9:30
2am:
well
11 year olds today:
omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11:
omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
We are dead and cynical: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
HE QUIK…
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS PER HE A DOG
if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and i’m not trying to look intelligent anymore that means you’ve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship.
(Source: lyrvasnormandy, via nerimoon)
